Sasha saw the post yesterday of Marty's Yellow House. There was her likeness colored as she is, cut out and stitched to the art quilt. She nearly had a cow, or something like that.
"What are people going to think?" she asked.
"They are going to think you live in a nice house and are a beautiful Angel Snake," Gay answered.
"Oh no, they are not!" she hissed. Clearly she was angry.
"What do you mean?" asked several of us all at once.
"They will think that I am a paper cutout stitched to a piece of cloth. They will think, will think that all the stories about us are just things Gay made up and writes about on her blog. They will think . . . ." She was breathless and shaking all over like the rattles at the end of some groundsnake's tail.
Astrid wrapped her wings around Sasha to calm her. We all just sat silent and chewed on some left over bread pudding Gay gave us for breakfast. (Mind you, we were not complaining about breakfast, except for not getting any hard sauce because Gay said it was too early for that.)
"It is a piece of art, Sasha," Gay assured her. "I call them fiber paintings. Sasha, no one ever confuses a painted portrait for the real thing, except for that unfortunate Dorian Gray one." Gay munched on a little bread pudding too.
"But people never see pictures of us where we look real, like we do to you and our friends."
"Look, way back in the beginning when I set up the blog," Gay explained, " you were not here, but those who were discussed the matter at length and decided that the only pictures we would post would be those where the Angel Snakes are shown in paper pose. We did not want the humans reading the blog to be scared off by creatures that look in any way like ground snakes. Too many humans are afraid of snakes. So now everyone goes into paper pose before I snap the photo. It's what we do."
"Okay. . . . Can I have some more bread pudding?" Then Sasha batted her lovely lashes and smiled, "With some hard sauce?"
What could Gay do? We all got some.
Wings Up!!!
PS: Gay says the recipe came from Brennan's in New Orleans. Yum.